A bag makes the man too.
I’m a lover of the Man Bag, but haven’t always been so. I used to try and shove all of my worldly and otherworldly possessions into the pockets of my jeans before I went out. This usually resulted in...
View ArticleBally, how I love thee!
I spent the day with my lady love today, wandering the stores of Westfield Sydney. I was particularly looking for a jacket to wear in a few weeks to a concert at the Sydney Opera House. While the day...
View ArticleCash Caissons, Resource Receptacles or simply Wonderful Wallets.
I like to collect things. However, through my collecting I fear I may have unearthed some commitment issues. While I start building the potential collection with vigour, I soon tend to be distracted...
View ArticleWinter. A time for discoveries.
I’ve always wondered what people mean exactly when they claim to be “finding” themselves. I tried finding myself once. Shortest game of hide and seek. Ever. You found me! Something I find way more...
View ArticleApologies for my absence.
Or is that abscess? No, that’s gross, it’s definitely absence. I’ve had a couple of quite.. errrr… interesting days. I found out very suddenly late last week that I am redundant. Well, actually, my job...
View ArticleSpeaking of fabulous….
It’s been a while since I photographed my place of worship. During my weekly exercise of wiping down the residents of the shoeplex, using a fairy tear soaked unicorn hair chamois of course, I noticed...
View ArticleWell, that was a waste of time.
No, I’m not talking about my most recent 45 seconds of self pleasure. I’m talking about the joke that was clickfrenzy.com.au I believe this was supposed to be a clone of the Mad Monday online sale in...
View ArticleSpeaking of testicles….
I was in Newtown yesterday morning for work and as I was walking along King Street, I noticed these two guys notice each other and stop for a chat. Nothing remarkable about that. They were dressed kind...
View ArticleIs this the end?
I was “shopping” online for shoes the other day. I use “inverted commas” (See? I did it again) because shopping is what I actually wanted to do, yet no money actually changed hands. Could this possibly...
View ArticlePapa needs a brand new bag!
That is so not what I meant. There’s something seriously wrong with your thinking patterns. Now Summer is drawing closer, my jackets are being gradually retired back to the closet. Where to store my...
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